This Is How A Teacher Grades Your Exams
'I’d much rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.'
eating really nasty food at someones house
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A Moment of Innocence, Mohsen Makhmalbaf
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Sending emails to teachers
Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Ok lol thanxx :-)
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Naaah, he ran into the squirrel
he ran into the squirrel 10 times
That’s what you get when you accuse a woman of sleeping with the milk man!
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Scientifically proven to solve all problems.
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